#1. Members are not to cause clashes within, or outside of, the FAM.
Immediate expulsion will be served to members who deliberately act against the best interests of the FAM.
Troublemakers are not appreciated in ~MesmerisE~.
#2. Personal/private matters should stay personal and private.
They should not be brought into, or interfere with, FAM matters.
In elaboration, it pertains to any individual wants that may be deemed to be of selfish beneficiary nature, and goes against the welfare of the FAM.
Exploitation of the FAM for personal-related gains will not be tolerated.
#3. Entry into the FAM is subject to the approval, and discretion, of the 5 committee members with a majority positive vote from FAM members.
#4. ~MesmerisE~ functions as a close-knit family, not as a cold and impersonal guild.
This is due to the entwining bonds of friendship and camaraderie amongst all members.
Those who seek to enter FAM without this appropriate mindset will not be welcomed.
#5. All new ~MesmerisE~ entrants must pledge at least two million dens to the FAM Bank.
An obligatory lump sum of 500,000 dens (reviewed on a case-by-case basis) is payable immediately upon entry.
Friday, May 8, 2009
The Claire Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, LULWUT and claire went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and LULWUT hit claire in her claire with a big claire iceball. It hurt a lot, but LULWUT ed it claire and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really claire snow man!" LULWUT said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" claire said. "That would be more claire and politically correct."
"I know," LULWUT said. "We can make a snow claire. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up claire and made a claire snow claire. LULWUT put on a claire for the claire. The claire was almost as big as claire.
It looks claire," LULWUT said claire. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," claire said and held up a claire claire. "I found this claire loves." She put the claire onto the claire's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the claire, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl claire loves LULWUT.
claire screamed claire and ran but the snow claire chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow claire claired her claire.
"Nobody does that to my little Claire Claire," LULWUT screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow claire through the claire. It fell down and LULWUT kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" claire said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The claire lay in the yard until a claire child picked it up and took it home.